2026

VD Collection

Objectification never smelled so good
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Hello 2026

New year, same bullshit....

...just smells better.
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wax melts + warmers

All the fragrance without the flames.
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apothecary collection

ancient aromas, modern mischief. because a little witchcraft belongs in every wick.
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fresh + clean scents

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Nut Sack Wax Melts
Tea Light Sample Pack
Orange Blossom
Rich Lady's Kitchen
Palo Santo
Custom "Pick-Your-Scent" Large Jar
Custom "Pick-Your-Scent" Tin
Rich Lady's Bathroom
Secret Garden

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from our customers

★★★★★

Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS.

Kim T.
Tacoma, WA
★★★★★

We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!

Nicole G.
Kansas City, MO
★★★★★

Crass Candles are the only thing stopping my home office from smelling like a butthole - Thanks Tristen!

Chester
Phoenix, AZ
★★★★★

These tins are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This Hard Wood fragrance is among my favorite!

Chris M.
San Francisco, CA
★★★★★

These are the best candles ever!!!

Tristen's Mom
San Antonio, TX