Lemon Poundtown

Come for the zest, stay for the pound.
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Wax Melts + Warmers

All the fragrance without the flames.
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Apothecary Collection

Ancient aromas, modern mischief—because a little witchcraft belongs in every wick.
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A NOTE

From Tristen

I know you can buy it at Target or Walmart for cheaper and I know it gets to you quicker from Amazon but for those of you who support small businesses like mine, even only occasionally, it means the world to me and I appreciate you!

xoxo

-t

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From our customers

★★★★★

Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS.

Kim T.
Tacoma, WA
★★★★★

We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!

Nicole G.
Kansas City, MO
★★★★★

Crass Candles are the only thing stopping my home office from smelling like a butthole - Thanks Tristen!

Chester
Phoenix, AZ
★★★★★

These tins are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This Hard Wood fragrance is among my favorite!

Chris M.
San Francisco, CA
★★★★★

These are the best candles ever!!!

Tristen's Mom
San Antonio, TX