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Crackling Wood Wick Candle in Amber Jar

soy candles

All of our candles are handcrafted with clean-burning 100% natural soy wax, cotton or wood wicks, and phthalate-free fragrance oils.

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diffusers + melts

Love the scents but hate the flame? We offer a variety of flameless products such as reed diffusers, car fresheners, and wax melts.

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accessories

Who knew there were so many items that could make our lives as candle owners better? We've got all of your accessory needs covered!

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smudge bundles

Smudging raises vibrations, dispels of negativity, and assists with spiritual work. We offer white sage + rose bundles as well as handcut palo santo.

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hand-picked faves

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Custom Orders + Wholesale

If you're looking for client gifts, wedding favors, custom labels/fragrances or wholesale products - we've got you covered! Let's get started on your project!

"We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!"

Nicole

"These candles are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This morning wood fragrance is among my favorite."

Christopher

"Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS."

Kim

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