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clean candles. crass humor.

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Our holiday favorites!!

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  • Shitter Was Full!
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  • Son of a Nutcracker!
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  • Peppermint Mocha
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  • Sweater Weather
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  • Wick Trimmers
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sonoran collection

Inspired by Arizona's diverse landscape, our Sonoran Collection features crackling wooden wicks, richly colored jars and copper saguaro decals.

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crass collection

The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love such as Calm the Fuck Down and Rich Lady's Kitchen.

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apothecary collection

The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.

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diffusers + wax melts

We offer flameless scent options such as wax melts (they work in any warmer!), car diffusers, and smudge bundles.

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Custom Orders + Wholesale

If you're looking for client gifts, wedding favors, custom labels/fragrances or wholesale products - we've got you covered! Let's get started on your project!

"We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!"

Nicole

"These candles are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This morning wood fragrance is among my favorite."

Christopher

"Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS."

Kim

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