Our Scent Menu
Each fragrance falls under one or two of these categories:
- Citrus - Orange, Lemon, Lime
- Floral - Fresh cut flowers
- Fruity - Citrus, Berries
- Fresh - Powder, Oceanic
- Herbal - Rosemary, Sage
- Musk - Moss, Cologne
- Other - Weird Stuff like BBQ and Beer
- Spicy - Spices, Cinnamon, Clove
- Sweet - Baked Goods, Vanilla
- Woody - Oak, Cedar, Pine
All of our fragrances belong to a collection and each collection is outlined below.
CRASS COLLECTION
The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Boats N Rose | Floral | Fresh | Ozone, mandarin, rose, lily, amber, powder |
| Calm the Fuck Down | Fresh | Floral | Lavender, lemon, cedar |
| Froot of the Loops | Fruity | Sweet | Cherry, orange, grape, lime, vanilla |
| Hard Wood | Woody | Sweet | Cedar, vanilla, oakmoss |
| Hipster’s Paradise | Sweet | Spicy | Coffee, cream, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla |
| I Like Your Butt | Sweet | Fruity | Peach nectar, sugar, vanilla |
| Lemon Poundtown | Sweet | Citrus | Lemon peel, butter, vanilla, sugar |
| Let That Shit Go | Herbal | Floral | Rosemary, pine, eucalyptus, sage, cedar |
| Nice Melons | Sweet | Fruity | Honeydew melon, vanilla, sugar |
| Plump Lumberjack | Sweet | Woody | Plum, cedar, saffron |
| Rich Lady's Bathroom | Fresh | Floral | Lemongrass, jasmine, powder |
| Rich Lady's Beach House | Sweet | Musk | Santal, coconut |
| Rich Lady's Bedroom | Fresh | Sweet | Clementine, watermint |
| Rich Lady's Kitchen | Citrus | Fresh | Lemon, lemongrass, sugar, vanilla |
| Schnozzberries | Sweet | Fruity | Guava, strawberry, sugar |
| Serenity by Jan | Musk | Woody | Smoke, saffron, clove |
| Shut the Fucupcake | Sweet | Vanilla cake, sugar, butter | |
| Warm Apple Pie | Sweet | Spicy | Apple, cinnamon, sugar, butter |
ARIZONA COLLECTION
The Arizona Collection is our classic line of fragrances that were hand picked to represent the scents of the Copper State.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Arizona (it's a dry heat) | Fresh | Floral |
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| Arizona Monsoon | Fresh | Floral |
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| Cactus Blossom | Floral | Fresh |
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| Desert Jade | Floral | Fresh |
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| Mountain Juniper | Woody | Musk |
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| Orange Blossom | Citrus | Floral |
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| Scottsdale Spring | Sweet | Fresh |
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| Sonoran Sunset | Floral | Fresh |
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| Sweet Agave | Sweet | Citrus |
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*These scents are exclusively sold at Main Street Harvest in Mesa, AZ.
APOTHECARY COLLECTION
The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Baltic Amber | Woody | Musk |
Mandarin, jasmine, amber, sandalwood, musk. |
| Black Dahlia | Floral | Sweet | Dahlia petals, sandalwood, amber |
| Dragon's Blood | Herbal | Musk |
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| Ostara Rose | Floral | Herbal | Rose petals, amber, patchouli |
| Palo Santo | Woody | Sweet |
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| Sandalwood | Woody | Herbal | Sandalwood, musk |
| Secret Garden | Floral | Herbal | Gardenia, lily of the valley, juniper, vanilla |
FALL COLLECTION
Fall scents roll out in September and are available through November. Get 'em while they last!
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Basic Bitch | Sweet | Spicy |
Pumpkin, cinnamon, vanilla, clove
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| Midnight Margaritas | Citrus | Fruity | Lime, coconut, tequila |
| Plump Lumberjack | Sweet | Woody | Black cherry, cedar, bergamot |
| Pumpkin Praline Waffles | Sweet | Spicy | Caramel, maple, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon |
| Spice Cake | Spicy | Sweet | Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter |
| Spiced Plum + Cypress | Woody | Sweet |
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
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| Sweater Weather | Fresh | Sweet |
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus
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HOLIDAY COLLECTION
Holiday scents rollout in November and are available through the end of December.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Blue Spruce | Woody | Fresh |
Spruce tree, moss, cedar
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| Festive AF | Sweet | Fruity |
Cranberry, Cinnamon, Orange
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| Holiday Hangover | Fruity | Sweet | Prosecco, citrus, cranberry |
| Peppermint Mocha | Sweet | Spicy | Peppermint, vanilla, coffee, chocolate |
| Plump Lumberjack | Sweet | Woody | Black cherry, cedar, bergamot |
| Son of a Nutcracker | Woody | Spicy | Nutmeg, ginger, clove, orange peel, vanilla |
| Shitter Was Full! | Spicy | Woody | Cinnamon, orange zest, pine |
| Spice Cake | Spicy | Sweet | Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter |
| Spiced Plum + Cypress | Woody | Sweet |
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
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| Sweater Weather | Fresh | Sweet |
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus
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ICON COLLECTION
Ever wonder what a certain celebrity or pop culture icon smells like? Well now you can experience it in the form of a candle! Say hello to the Icon Collection.
Looking for icons in the big jars? Create a "custom" candle, select your icon and we'll slap a round tin label on the side for ya!
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Dolly Parton | Sweet | Fruity | Peaches, strawberry wine |
| Jeff Goldblum | Musk | Fresh | Cardamom, amber, sea salt, dark musk, seduction. |
| Pedro Pascandle | Woody | Musk | Clove, tobacco leaf, peppercorn |
| Sam Smelliott | Woody | Sweet | Tobacco, cedar, vanilla, musk |
| Sweet Berry Wine (Steve Brule) | Sweet | Fruity | Red wine, orange, pineapple, raspberry, orgies |
| Tom Smelleck | Musk | Leather, jasmine, patchouli, citrus, oakmoss, sandalwood |
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