Our Scent Menu

We have something for everyone! Check out our extensive list of fragrances and let us know if you need help choosing the right one for you!

Each fragrance falls under one or two of these categories: 

  • Citrus - Orange, Lemon, Lime
  • Floral - Fresh cut flowers
  • Fruity - Citrus, Berries
  • Fresh - Powder, Oceanic
  • Herbal - Rosemary, Sage
  • Musk - Moss, Cologne
  • Other - Weird Stuff like BBQ and Beer
  • Spicy - Spices, Cinnamon, Clove
  • Sweet - Baked Goods, Vanilla
  • Woody - Oak, Cedar, Pine

All of our fragrances belong to a collection and each collection is outlined below. 

The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love. 

Fragrance Type Type Description Availability
Boats N Rose Floral Fresh Ozone, mandarin, rose, lily, amber, powder Summer
Calm the Fuck Down Fresh Floral Lavender, lemon, cedar Year-round
Froot of the Loops Fruity Sweet Cherry, orange, grape, lime, vanilla Summer
Hard Wood Woody Sweet Cedar, vanilla, oakmoss Year-round
Hipster’s Paradise Sweet Spicy Coffee, cream, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla Year-round
I Like Your Butt Sweet Fruity Peach nectar, sugar, vanilla Valentine's Day
Lemon Poundtown Sweet Citrus Lemon peel, butter, vanilla, sugar Summer
Let That Shit Go Herbal Floral Rosemary, pine, eucalyptus, sage, cedar Year-round
Nice Melons Sweet Fruity Honeydew melon, vanilla, sugar Valentine's Day
Plump Lumberjack Sweet Woody Plum, cedar, saffron Fall
Rich Lady's Bathroom Fresh Floral Lemongrass, jasmine, powder Early Spring
Rich Lady's Beach House Sweet Musk Santal, coconut Summer
Rich Lady's Bedroom Fresh Sweet Clementine, watermint Summer
Rich Lady's Kitchen Citrus Fresh Lemon, lemongrass, sugar, vanilla Year-round
Schnozzberries Sweet Fruity Guava, strawberry, sugar Summer
Serenity by Jan Musk Woody Smoke, saffron, clove Year-round
Shut the Fucupcake Sweet Vanilla cake, sugar, butter Year-round
Sweet Berry Wine
(Steve Brule)
Sweet Floral Red wine, orange, pineapple, raspberry, oak Year-round
Warm Apple Pie Sweet Spicy Apple, cinnamon, sugar, butter Year-round


The Arizona Collection is our classic line of fragrances that were hand picked to represent the scents of the Copper State.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Arizona (it's a dry heat) Fresh Floral
Ozone, cactus blossom, creosote
Arizona Monsoon Fresh Floral
Ozone, green leaves, agave, sandalwood
Cactus Blossom Floral Fresh
Agave, prickly pear, aloe, green leaves
Desert Jade Floral Fresh
Agave, chrysanthemum, patchouli
Mountain Juniper Woody Musk
Juniper, cedar, pine, musk
Orange Blossom Citrus Floral
Orange blossom, neroli, jasmine
Scottsdale Spring Sweet Fresh
Mango, coconut, orchid
Sonoran Sunset Floral Fresh
Clover, ozone, lemon peel, lily, cherry blossom, powder
Sweet Agave Sweet Citrus
Citrus, agave, currant, vanilla

 *These scents are exclusively sold at Main Street Harvest in Mesa, AZ.

The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Baltic Amber Woody Musk

Mandarin, jasmine, amber, sandalwood, musk.

Black Dahlia Floral Sweet Dahlia petals, sandalwood, amber
Dragon's Blood Herbal Musk
Incense, tonka, orange, cedar, patchouli, clove
Ostara Rose Floral Herbal Rose petals, amber, patchouli
Palo Santo Woody Sweet
Palo santo, musk, vanilla, cedar
Sandalwood Woody Herbal Sandalwood, musk
Secret Garden Floral Herbal Gardenia, lily of the valley, juniper, vanilla
The Moon Tarot Woody Musk
Oakmoss, clove, sandalwood
The Sun Tarot Floral Sweet
Lotus flower, bamboo, ozone


Fall scents roll out in September and are available through November. Get 'em while they last!

Fragrance Type Type Description
Basic Bitch Sweet Spicy
Pumpkin, cinnamon, vanilla, clove
Midnight Margaritas Citrus Fruity Lime, coconut, tequila
Plump Lumberjack Sweet Woody Black cherry, cedar, bergamot
Pumpkin Praline Waffles Sweet Spicy Caramel, maple, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon
Spice Cake Spicy Sweet Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter
Spiced Plum + Cypress Woody Sweet
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
Sweater Weather Fresh Sweet
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus



Holiday scents rollout in November and are available through the end of December.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Blue Spruce Woody Fresh
Spruce tree, moss, cedar
Festive AF Sweet Fruity
Cranberry, Cinnamon, Orange
Holiday Hangover Fruity Sweet Prosecco, citrus, cranberry
Peppermint Mocha Sweet Spicy Peppermint, vanilla, coffee, chocolate
Plump Lumberjack Sweet Woody Black cherry, cedar, bergamot
Son of a Nutcracker Woody Spicy Nutmeg, ginger, clove, orange peel, vanilla
Shitter Was Full! Spicy Woody Cinnamon, orange zest, pine
Spice Cake Spicy Sweet Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter
Spiced Plum + Cypress Woody Sweet
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
Sweater Weather Fresh Sweet
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus



Ever wonder what a certain celebrity or pop culture icon smells like? Well now you can experience it in the form of a candle! Say hello to the Icon Collection.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Dolly Parton Sweet Fruity Peaches, strawberry wine
Jeff Goldblum Musk Fresh Cardamom, amber, sea salt, dark musk, seduction.
Pedro Pascandle Woody Musk Clove, tobacco leaf, peppercorn
Sam Smelliott Woody Sweet Tobacco, cedar, vanilla, musk
Tom Smelleck Musk Leather, jasmine, patchouli, citrus, oakmoss, sandalwood


  • Stacy Wielenga

    I came across your website because I love candles and wax melts but I hate how toxic most are! I am looking for healthier ways to keep my house smelling good! After all I have 4 boys!! Three of which are teenagers!! I also love your sense of humor! Life is too short to be serious all the time! I am looking into starting to promote different products that I believe in. If this is something you are willing to do with me just let me know. Either way, I plan on buying your products!! Best of luck to you!

  • Bailey

    I’ve been searching for a long time for a candle that smells like surf wax, sort of coconut-y similar to the sun bum sunscreen. Is there a scent out there similar to that?

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