Our Fragrance List

We have something for everyone! Check out our extensive list of fragrances and let us know if you need help choosing the right one for you!

Each fragrance falls under one or two of these categories: 

  • Citrus - Orange, Lemon, Lime
  • Floral - Fresh cut flowers
  • Fruity - Citrus, Berries
  • Fresh - Powder, Oceanic
  • Herbal - Rosemary, Sage
  • Musk - Moss, Cologne
  • Other - Weird Stuff
  • Spicy - Spices, Cinnamon, Clove
  • Sweet - Baked Goods, Vanilla
  • Woody - Oak, Cedar, Pine

All of our fragrances belong to a collection and each collection is outlined below. 

The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love. 

Fragrance Type Type Description Availability
Boats N Rose Floral Fresh Ozone, mandarin, rose, lily, amber, powder Summer
Calm the Fuck Down Fresh Floral Lavender, lemon, cedar Year-round
Froot of the Loop Fruity Sweet Cherry, orange, grape, lime, vanilla Summer
Hard Wood Woody Sweet Cedar, vanilla, oakmoss Year-round
Hipster’s Paradise Sweet Spicy Coffee, cream, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla Year-round
I Like Your Butt Sweet Fruity Peach nectar, sugar, vanilla Valentine's Day
Lemon Poundtown Sweet Citrus Lemon peel, butter, vanilla, sugar Summer
Let That Shit Go Herbal Floral Rosemary, pine, eucalyptus, sage, cedar Year-round
Nice Melons Sweet Fruity Honeydew melon, vanilla, sugar Valentine's Day
Plump Lumberjack Sweet Woody Plum, cedar, saffron Fall
Rich Lady's Bathroom Fresh Floral Lemongrass, jasmine, powder Early Spring
Rich Lady's Kitchen Citrus Fresh Lemon, lemongrass, sugar, vanilla Year-round
Sam Smelliott Woody Musk Tobacco, cedar, vanilla, musk Year-round
Serenity by Jan Musk Woody Smoke, saffron, clove Year-round
Shut the Fucupcake Sweet Vanilla cake, sugar, butter Year-round
Sweet Berry Wine
(Steve Brule)
Sweet Floral Red wine, orange, pineapple, raspberry, oak Year-round
Tom Smelleck Musk Woody Leather, jasmine, patchouli, citrus, oakmoss, sandalwood Year-round
Warm Apple Pie Sweet Spicy Apple, cinnamon, sugar, butter Year-round


The Arizona Collection is our classic line of fragrances that were hand picked to represent the scents of the Copper State.

Fragrance Type Type Description Availability
Arizona (it's a dry heat) Fresh Floral
Ozone, cactus blossom, creosote
Arizona Monsoon Fresh Floral
Ozone, green leaves, agave, sandalwood
Cactus Blossom Floral Fresh
Agave, prickly pear, aloe, green leaves
Desert Jade Floral Fresh
Agave, chrysanthemum, patchouli
Mountain Juniper Woody Musk
Juniper, cedar, pine, musk
Discontinued Temporarily
Orange Blossom Citrus Floral
Orange blossom, neroli, jasmine
Scottsdale Spring Sweet Fresh
Mango, coconut, orchid
Sonoran Sunset Floral Fresh
Clover, ozone, lemon peel, lily, cherry blossom, powder
Sweet Agave Sweet Citrus
Citrus, agave, currant, vanilla

 *These scents are exclusively sold at Main Street Harvest in Mesa, AZ.

The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Baltic Amber Woody Musk Mandarin, jasmine, amber, sandalwood, musk. Year-round
Black Dahlia Floral Sweet Dahlia petals, sandalwood, amber Year-round
Dragon's Blood Herbal Musk
Incense, tonka, orange, cedar, patchouli, clove
Ostara Rose Floral Herbal Rose petals, amber, patchouli Spring
Palo Santo Woody Sweet
Palo santo, musk, vanilla, cedar
Sandalwood Woody Herbal Sandalwood, musk Year-round
The Moon Tarot Woody Musk
Oakmoss, clove, sandalwood
The Sun Tarot Floral Sweet
Lotus flower, bamboo, ozone


These scents are available during the most wonderful time of the year! Fall scents roll out in late September and Holiday scents in November. Get 'em while they last!

Fragrance Type Type Description
Basic Bitch Sweet Spicy
Pumpkin, cinnamon, clove
Blue Spruce Woody Fresh
Spruce tree, moss, cedar
Festive AF Sweet Fruity
Cranberry, Cinnamon, Orange
Peppermint Mocha Sweet Spicy Peppermint, vanilla, coffee, chocolate
Pumpkin Praline Waffle Sweet Spicy
Caramel, maple, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon
Son of a Nutcracker Woody Spicy Nutmeg, clove, orange peel, vanilla
Shitter Was Full! Spicy Woody Cinnamon, orange zest, pine
Spice Cake Spicy Sweet Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter
Spiced Plum + Cypress Woody Sweet
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
Sweater Weather Fresh Sweet
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus



Our newest collection of luxury fragrances that are inspired by the Sonoran Desert. These fragrances are available in our beautiful amber and clay jars with crackling wood wicks, a smoky wood lid, and copper saguaro decal. 

Fragrance Type Type Description
Cashmere Cowboy Sweet Musk Amber, vanilla, sandalwood
Mogollon Musk Woody Musk Fraser Fir, Moss, Oak, Citrus
Orange Rind + Clove Spicy Citrus Orange peel, cinnamon, clove
Red Desert Sweet Floral Black cassis, red currant, vanilla


1 comment

  • I’ve been searching for a long time for a candle that smells like surf wax, sort of coconut-y similar to the sun bum sunscreen. Is there a scent out there similar to that?


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