Our Fragrance List
Each fragrance falls under one or two of these categories:
- Citrus - Orange, Lemon, Lime
- Floral - Fresh cut flowers
- Fruity - Citrus, Berries
- Fresh - Powder, Oceanic
- Herbal - Rosemary, Sage
- Musk - Moss, Cologne
- Other - Weird Stuff
- Spicy - Spices, Cinnamon, Clove
- Sweet - Baked Goods, Vanilla
- Woody - Oak, Cedar, Pine
All of our fragrances belong to a collection and each collection is outlined below.
CRASS COLLECTION
The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Boats N Rose | Floral | Fresh | Ozone, mandarin, rose, lily, amber, powder |
| Calm the Fuck Down | Fresh | Floral | Lavender, lemon, cedar |
| Froot of the Loop | Fruity | Sweet | Cherry, orange, grape, lime, vanilla |
| Hard Wood | Woody | Sweet | Cedar, vanilla, oakmoss |
| Hipster’s Paradise | Sweet | Spicy | Coffee, cream, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla |
| I Like Your Butt | Sweet | Fruity | Peach nectar, sugar, vanilla |
| Lemon Poundtown | Sweet | Citrus | Lemon peel, butter, vanilla, sugar |
| Let That Shit Go | Herbal | Floral | Rosemary, pine, eucalyptus, sage, cedar |
| Nice Melons | Sweet | Fruity | Honeydew melon, vanilla, sugar |
| Plump Lumberjack | Sweet | Woody | Plum, cedar, saffron |
| Rich Lady's Bathroom | Fresh | Floral | Lemongrass, jasmine, powder |
| Rich Lady's Kitchen | Citrus | Fresh | Lemon, lemongrass, sugar, vanilla |
| Sam Smelliott | Woody | Musk | Tobacco, cedar, vanilla, musk |
| Serenity by Jan | Musk | Woody | Smoke, saffron, clove |
| Shut the Fucupcake | Sweet | Vanilla cake, sugar, butter | |
| Sweet Berry Wine | Sweet | Floral | Red wine, orange, pineapple, raspberry, oak |
| Tom Smelleck | Musk | Woody | Leather, jasmine, patchouli, citrus, oakmoss, sandalwood |
| Warm Apple Pie | Sweet | Spicy | Apple, cinnamon, sugar, butter |
ARIZONA COLLECTION
Our classic line of fragrances that were hand picked to represent the scents of the Copper State.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Arizona (it's a dry heat) | Fresh | Floral | Cactus blossom, ozone, cedar wood |
| Arizona Monsoon | Fresh | Floral | Ozone, green leaves, agave, sandalwood |
| Cactus Blossom | Floral | Fresh | Agave, prickly pear, aloe, green leaves |
| Cattle* | Sweet | Sweet cream, vanilla, sugar | |
| Citrus* | Citrus | Fruity | Orange peel, mandarin, grapefruit |
| Climate* | Fresh | Ozone, rain water | |
| Copper* | Herbal | Musk | Sandalwood, tobacco |
| Cotton* | Fresh | Cotton blossom, linen, powder | |
| Desert Jade | Floral | Fresh | Agave, chrysanthemum, patchouli |
| Mountain Juniper | Woody | Musk | Juniper, cedar, pine, musk |
| Orange Blossom | Citrus | Floral | Orange blossom, neroli, jasmine |
| Scottsdale Spring | Sweet | Fresh | Mango, coconut, orchid |
| Schnozzberries | Fruity | Sweet | Guava, strawberry, orange, mango |
| Sonoran Sunset | Floral | Fresh | Clover, ozone, lemon peel, lily, cherry blossom, powder |
| Sweet Agave | Sweet | Citrus | Citrus, agave, currant, vanilla |
*These scents are exclusively sold at Main Street Harvest in Mesa, AZ.
APOTHECARY COLLECTION
The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Baltic Amber | Woody | Musk | Mandarin, jasmine, amber, sandalwood, musk. |
| Black Dahlia | Floral | Sweet | Dahlia petals, sandalwood, amber |
| Dragon's Blood | Herbal | Musk | Incense, tonka, orange, cedar, patchouli, clove |
| Ostara Rose | Floral | Herbal | Rose petals, amber, patchouli |
| Palo Santo | Woody | Sweet | Palo santo, musk, vanilla, cedar |
| Sandalwood | Woody | Herbal | Sandalwood, musk |
| The Moon Tarot | Woody | Musk | Oakmoss, clove, sandalwood |
| The Sun Tarot | Floral | Sweet | Lotus flower, bamboo, ozone |
FALL & HOLIDAY COLLECTION
These scents are available during the most wonderful time of the year! Fall scents roll out in late September and Christmas scents in November. Get 'em while they last!
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Basic Bitch | Sweet | Spicy | Pumpkin, cinnamon, clove |
| Blue Spruce | Woody | Fresh | Spruce tree, moss, cedar |
| Festive AF | Sweet | Fruity | Cranberry, Cinnamon, Orange |
| Peppermint Mocha | Sweet | Spicy | Peppermint, vanilla, coffee, chocolate |
| Pumpkin Praline Waffle | Sweet | Spicy | Caramel, maple, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon |
| Son of a Nutcracker | Woody | Spicy | Nutmeg, clove, orange peel, vanilla |
| Shitter Was Full! | Spicy | Woody | Cinnamon, orange zest, pine |
| Spice Cake | Spicy | Sweet | Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter |
| Spiced Plum + Cypress | Woody | Sweet | Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood |
| Sweater Weather | Fresh | Sweet | Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus |
SONORAN COLLECTION
Our newest collection of luxury fragrances that are inspired by the Sonoran Desert. These fragrances are available in our beautiful amber and clay jars with crackling wood wicks, a smoky wood lid, and copper saguaro decal.
| Fragrance | Type | Type | Description |
| Cashmere Cowboy | Sweet | Musk | Amber, vanilla, sandalwood |
| Mogollon Musk | Woody | Musk | Fraser Fir, Moss, Oak, Citrus |
| Orange Rind + Clove | Spicy | Citrus | Orange peel, cinnamon, clove |
| Red Desert | Sweet | Floral | Black cassis, red currant, vanilla |
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