Our Fragrance List

We have something for everyone! Check out our extensive list of fragrances and let us know if you need help choosing the right one for you!

Each fragrance falls under one or two of these categories: 

  • Citrus - Orange, Lemon, Lime
  • Floral - Fresh cut flowers
  • Fruity - Citrus, Berries
  • Fresh - Powder, Oceanic
  • Herbal - Rosemary, Sage
  • Musk - Moss, Cologne
  • Other - Weird Stuff
  • Spicy - Spices, Cinnamon, Clove
  • Sweet - Baked Goods, Vanilla
  • Woody - Oak, Cedar, Pine

All of our fragrances belong to a collection and each collection is outlined below. 

The collection that started it all! The Crass Collection is home to the sarcastic and snarky candles we all know and love. 

Fragrance Type Type Description
Boats N Rose Floral Fresh Ozone, mandarin, rose, lily, amber, powder
Calm the Fuck Down Fresh Floral Lavender, lemon, cedar
Froot of the Loop Fruity Sweet Cherry, orange, grape, lime, vanilla
Hard Wood Woody Sweet Cedar, vanilla, oakmoss
Hipster’s Paradise Sweet Spicy Coffee, cream, sugar, cinnamon, vanilla
I Like Your Butt Sweet Fruity Peach nectar, sugar, vanilla
Lemon Poundtown Sweet Citrus Lemon peel, butter, vanilla, sugar
Let That Shit Go Herbal Floral Rosemary, pine, eucalyptus, sage, cedar
Nice Melons Sweet Fruity Honeydew melon, vanilla, sugar
Plump Lumberjack Sweet Woody Plum, cedar, saffron
Rich Lady's Bathroom Fresh Floral Lemongrass, jasmine, powder
Rich Lady's Kitchen Citrus Fresh Lemon, lemongrass, sugar, vanilla
Sam Smelliott Woody Musk Tobacco, cedar, vanilla, musk
Serenity by Jan Musk Woody Smoke, saffron, clove
Shut the Fucupcake Sweet Vanilla cake, sugar, butter
Sweet Berry Wine Sweet Floral Red wine, orange, pineapple, raspberry, oak
Tom Smelleck Musk Woody Leather, jasmine, patchouli, citrus, oakmoss, sandalwood
Warm Apple Pie Sweet Spicy Apple, cinnamon, sugar, butter


Our classic line of fragrances that were hand picked to represent the scents of the Copper State.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Arizona (it's a dry heat) Fresh Floral
Cactus blossom, ozone, cedar wood
Arizona Monsoon Fresh Floral
Ozone, green leaves, agave, sandalwood
Cactus Blossom Floral Fresh
Agave, prickly pear, aloe, green leaves
Cattle* Sweet Sweet cream, vanilla, sugar
Citrus* Citrus Fruity Orange peel, mandarin, grapefruit
Climate* Fresh
Ozone, rain water
Copper* Herbal Musk
Sandalwood, tobacco
Cotton* Fresh
Cotton blossom, linen, powder
Desert Jade Floral Fresh
Agave, chrysanthemum, patchouli
Mountain Juniper Woody Musk
Juniper, cedar, pine, musk
Orange Blossom Citrus Floral
Orange blossom, neroli, jasmine
Scottsdale Spring Sweet Fresh
Mango, coconut, orchid
Schnozzberries Fruity Sweet Guava, strawberry, orange, mango
Sonoran Sunset Floral Fresh
Clover, ozone, lemon peel, lily, cherry blossom, powder
Sweet Agave Sweet Citrus
Citrus, agave, currant, vanilla

 *These scents are exclusively sold at Main Street Harvest in Mesa, AZ.

The Apothecary Collection specializes in scents that are traditionally considered "old world" and include real herbs, essential oils, and fragrance oils.

Fragrance Type Type Description
Baltic Amber Woody Musk Mandarin, jasmine, amber, sandalwood, musk.
Black Dahlia Floral Sweet Dahlia petals, sandalwood, amber
Dragon's Blood Herbal Musk
Incense, tonka, orange, cedar, patchouli, clove
Ostara Rose Floral Herbal Rose petals, amber, patchouli
Palo Santo Woody Sweet
Palo santo, musk, vanilla, cedar
Sandalwood Woody Herbal Sandalwood, musk
The Moon Tarot Woody Musk
Oakmoss, clove, sandalwood
The Sun Tarot Floral Sweet
Lotus flower, bamboo, ozone


These scents are available during the most wonderful time of the year! Fall scents roll out in late September and Christmas scents in November. Get 'em while they last!

Fragrance Type Type Description
Basic Bitch Sweet Spicy
Pumpkin, cinnamon, clove
Blue Spruce Woody Fresh
Spruce tree, moss, cedar
Festive AF Sweet Fruity
Cranberry, Cinnamon, Orange
Peppermint Mocha Sweet Spicy Peppermint, vanilla, coffee, chocolate
Pumpkin Praline Waffle Sweet Spicy
Caramel, maple, sugar, pumpkin, cinnamon
Son of a Nutcracker Woody Spicy Nutmeg, clove, orange peel, vanilla
Shitter Was Full! Spicy Woody Cinnamon, orange zest, pine
Spice Cake Spicy Sweet Cinnamon, clove, vanilla, butter
Spiced Plum + Cypress Woody Sweet
Fir, cypress, plum, saffron, cinnamon, wood
Sweater Weather Fresh Sweet
Bergamot, mahogany, musk, citrus



Our newest collection of luxury fragrances that are inspired by the Sonoran Desert. These fragrances are available in our beautiful amber and clay jars with crackling wood wicks, a smoky wood lid, and copper saguaro decal. 

Fragrance Type Type Description
Cashmere Cowboy Sweet Musk Amber, vanilla, sandalwood
Mogollon Musk Woody Musk Fraser Fir, Moss, Oak, Citrus
Orange Rind + Clove Spicy Citrus Orange peel, cinnamon, clove
Red Desert Sweet Floral Black cassis, red currant, vanilla


1 comment

  • I’ve been searching for a long time for a candle that smells like surf wax, sort of coconut-y similar to the sun bum sunscreen. Is there a scent out there similar to that?


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