Ho Ho Ho

The Holiday Collection is here!!

We have all the holiday scents you need! Pine, cranberry, cinnamon, fried pussy cat.
Embrance the Basic

Basic Bitch

Cinnamon. Vanilla. Pumpkin. What more do you need?
Musk lovers rejoice!

Plump Lumberjack

Perfectly balanced with dark cherry and cedar.
The Sweetest Thing

Pumpkin Praline Waffles

Caramel. Vanilla. Pumpkin.

A NOTE

From Tristen

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From our customers

★★★★★

Supporting local businesses who are snarky? No brainer of a purchase and NO REGRETS.

Kim T.
Tacoma, WA
★★★★★

We ordered the Sam Elliott candle as a gift for my grandmother but my husband loved it so much, we kept it!

Nicole G.
Kansas City, MO
★★★★★

Crass Candles are the only thing stopping my home office from smelling like a butthole - Thanks Tristen!

Chester
Phoenix, AZ
★★★★★

These tins are convenient to take anywhere. The aroma goes far. This Hard Wood fragrance is among my favorite!

Chris M.
San Francisco, CA
★★★★★

These are the best candles ever!!!

Tristen's Mom
San Antonio, TX